Fake Outrage Over Nudity on Lowell Public Access TV

Bostonist covers an incident that occurred on public access TV in Lowell, Massachusetts:

A man was offended at the sight of naked ladies cavorting during Lowell's late-night, cable-access New England Punk Goth Metal show. How come that never happens on our cable access?

Anyway, when the Lowell Sun spoke with the offended man, he described what he saw as "total, complete, nothing-on nudity."

Apparently "total, complete, nothing-on nudity" is worse than plain old nudity.

That was my thought, too. More in my comment at the linked post.